New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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