so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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