vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
