Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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