yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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