I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Randomize
