haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Just invented taco cereal.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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