is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize