I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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