so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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