have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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