I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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