Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I just forgot I was standing up.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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