what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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