I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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