Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I can't turn off my feet"
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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