Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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