He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I will die if light touches me.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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