Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
it's great music for shaving your balls
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
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