I'm lost and stupid without you.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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