Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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