I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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