I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
My feet surprised me
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