that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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