i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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