after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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