Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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