You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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