Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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