I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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