but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
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