If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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