Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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