My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
So. Much. Porn.
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