On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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