I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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