eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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