Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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