Having a random hookup so left but love u
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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