so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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