Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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