'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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