And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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