id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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