dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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