im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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