just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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