he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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