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(661): View more from California

Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today

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(248): View more from Michigan

Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.

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(208): View more from Idaho

aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.

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(330): View more from Ohio

beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it

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(330): View more from Ohio

Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert

(1-603): View more from New Hampshire

Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.

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