***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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