dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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