She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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