Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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