Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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