i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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