im gay
i know
yea but for you.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I stole a fireplace last night.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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