Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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