the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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